Silly Season – (noun)
- (British) a period, usually during the hot summer months, when journalists fill space reporting on frivolous events and activities
Alright, so it’s not really summer yet, but I’m busy (really) re-roofing the back balcony and covered area, and I’m worried that you’ll be thinking again that I’ve popped my clogs if I don’t stick something up. There’s been rainwater problems for some time and I kept promising to get around to the job one day. ‘One day’ arrived about a week ago and so it’s been days of steady toil with the odd one off to go market shopping – no scope for dossing about doing this sort of stuff!
Anyway, I’ve quite reasonably assumed that more posts about the exploits of Bob the Builder would be yawn inducing and so I’ve settled for a Picture Post edition (the link is to a brilliant Picture Post exhibition). The subject is J and her Yorkshire passion for cricket – on second thoughts, you may want to go and view the PP exhibition instead!
J was quietly noshing her apple, when . .
he, for it is indeed a ‘he’, was quite demanding
. . with impressive mandibles
. . and fastidious manners
‘He’ is Saga pedo, a Predatory Bush Cricket and for those of you with little going on in your lives just now here’s a link where you can become better acquainted.
Alan Fenn, Fiddling On The Roof
ps I did think this was better than nothing, but on re-reading I’m not so sure – oh, well!